Hello friends! Welcome to another Yelling At Clouds column, where I continue on with Grumpy Testing Patterns. As I write this, PHP Tek 2026 is about a month away, and even though I am unable to attend this year, I highly recommend checking out any PHP-related conferences that you can make it out to. Conferences were what allowed me to network and make connections that helped me build what has been an almost 30-year career. by Chris Hartjes